I’m Selling Stuff, You Should Buy It.

OK. So the reason I quit updating this thing, is because there are too many web logs availabe to the public that sound like this…or some rendition close to it.

“Sup. I’m a biker. Here is what I did today. I woke up and had coffee to wash down my vitamins. Then I wore lycra and stared at a red box that said my form is so “on” right now…the wattage is looking good. Came home for my recovery drink and stretched. I ate spaghetti for dinner. Man, did you see cyclingnews.com. That’s a humdinger of a site” Fooey. So I will promise to try and update this thing, on the condition that if I ever sound like that, all 5 of you who read this thing will stop. Even then, I can’t guarantee good quality regular updates. I blame it on the economy.

Perfect segway. My old MTB / goon bike should be up on the virtual garage sale known as eBay within a few hours. If you have any friends that need a good MTB frame or just have deep pockets and no need for a bike please bid. I have short holey pockets. There will be some other stuff on there too, something for everyone!

Beard update: I think I’m on day 5, it’s scratchy and I was already outdone by Corey because he is growing the moustache in addition to the base beard. I’m saving that for “Moustache March”. Finally, I hit the jackpot at a local Greeley store today. They are going out of business, which is sad..but everything there is 40% and well, it will only go lower. I would love to share with the interweb what store, but I’m going to wait until I get my go at the 75% off when it comes, then I’ll let everybody in on it.

Here is what I want for Christmas:

Somebody to write eBay descriptions for my stuff for free. Ideally, this person would just say, “Scott, honeestly I would rather buy it all…how much do you want for it?”. That’s never the case.

Also, no more snow, or if there is snow, the quick drying kind.

The end.

Dictated, but not read.